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Ultra Catholic: Forums  Forum FAQ   Search   Usergroups   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  Going to Church more often?          Ultra Catholic Prayer and Religious Education Forums Forum Index -> Religious Humor Printable Version View previous topic :: View next topic   Author Message Joker Newbie Joined: Nov 09, 2006 Posts: 33 Status: Offline Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:45 am    Post subject: Going to Church more often? A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service." Back to top Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First         Ultra Catholic Prayer and Religious Education Forums Forum Index -> Religious Humor Printable Version All times are GMT - 7 Hours Page 1 of 1   Jump to: Select a forum General Discussion----------------ThoughtsReflectionsFamily TraditionsCatholic Q & AIntroductions Prayers----------------Prayers - MiscPrayer RequestsPrayers - WrittenPrayers - AnsweredPrayers - How To Homeschooling----------------Homeschooling - GeneralHomeschooling - Support Marriage----------------GeneralMarriage SuggestionsMarriage Question and AnswerCatholic Parenting Religious Education----------------Bible Study - OnlineReligious Education \ Sunday SchoolReligious Education - GeneralCatholic ApologeticsRCIARCIC Humor----------------Religious HumorEducational Humor Catholic Boycotts----------------Boycott BooksBoycott BusinessesBoycott EventsBoycott MoviesBoycott MusicBoycott PoliticiansBoycott OtherBoycott Celebrities  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum You cannot attach files in this forum You can download files in this forum Related topics  Topics   Replies   Author   Views   Last Post  For People longing to do something for our Lord! 0 saintbirgittaDOTcom 293 Sat Mar 08, 2008 1:57 am saintbirgittaDOTcom For People longing to do something for our Lord! 0 saintbirgittaDOTcom 328 Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:31 am saintbirgittaDOTcom For People longing to do something for our Lord! 0 saintbirgittaDOTcom 289 Wed Feb 27, 2008 5:43 am saintbirgittaDOTcom Satan Visits the Church 0 Joker 608 Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:43 am Joker Squirrels in the Church 0 KatetheGreat 571 Tue Oct 31, 2006 4:29 pm KatetheGreat   Forever After T-Shirt LG 12" Easter Parade Boy Bunny by Annalee Mother Teresa Seeing the Face of Jesus Saint Angela Merici DVD by Bob & Penny Lord "Hang-in-There Bear" Pin and Card Powered by phpBB 2.0.11 © 2001 phpBB Group phpBB port v2.1 based on Tom Nitzschner's phpbb2.0.6 upgraded to phpBB 2.0.4 standalone was developed and tested by: ArtificialIntel, ChatServ, mikem, sixonetonoffun and Paul Laudanski (aka Zhen-Xjell). Version 2.1 by Nuke Cops © 2003 http://www.nukecops.com Forums ©

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